Are you taking advantage of all these free food deals?!
this would be really good and sexy. mmmm
YES YES YES
this would be really kinky
are you serious bro? this just doesn’t happen in everyday life
LOL #4 what the fuuuuck :]
No more agony
So done being mistreated
I hope you miss me.
Love is putting someone else’s needs before yours.
"I’ve had a lot of magic in my life."
“Tell me something magic.”
“When they were young, my parents met an American couple in a sunday school in Shanghai. Over the years, they kept running into this same couple, as they traveled through different parts of the world. So they jokingly made a pact that their firstborn children would be married. Then my parents had me, and the other couple had a son. I didn’t meet the man until late in life, when I was already deeply in love with another man. But I fell in love with him and we got married.”
“Wow, that is cool.”
“That’s not even the craziest part. Want to hear the craziest part?”
“My husband had three previous engagements. And the morning we met, he was cooking three eggs, and each of them had double yolks.”
this little button deserves a place in the sky
"I’ve been a nanny for 6 years."
“Do you think you’ve heavily influenced the kids’ personalities?”
“I like to think so. I’ve tried to read to them as much as possible, and I’ve taken them to a lot of Broadway shows. I can’t be sure exactly how much influence I’ve had. But I did turn around in the kitchen yesterday, and saw the oldest one standing like this.”
"Why do we just accept things? "comfort!!!"
Look at this house we found by the river today
That’s a murder scene not a house
Look at this murder scene we found inside a house today
That’s defiantly paint blood does not dry that red
why do you know so much about murder scenes
I actually had a class on crime scene forensics in high school and yea blood spatter and blood drying and all